Update

Just wanted to give everyone an update on the current status of Shadowhawk, because you all care. He got himself plucked. Its a long, convoluted story, but it basically came down to him trying to start a coup with the rest of his eyebrow hair comrades, and he had to be stamped out. He ended up being much longer than I had originally thought, camouflaging himself and only allowing a small portion of himself to be blond. He was pushing an inch long at the time of death. The good news is that I have full control of my right eyebrow again; the bad news is that I have had little to no psychic episodes since the intervention. I take solace in knowing that he will be back, and maybe, just maybe, we can have the mutually beneficial relationship that will allow us to pull off some wicked Jedi mind-tricks.